character analysis by ajay kaushik

a friend got inspired after reading my post 'talking' and decided to do a character sketch.

"u r sometimes totally lost" - cus i didn't say hi to him one day and called him buffalo in front of '20 odd people' the next.
also my monosyllable replies to everything. "hai rabba", he says, "i have to do all the hard work".

i am highly interested and ask him to continue. he proceeds to interview me - "k lemme ask some question then".

1. do u dance? - yes
2. do u know kung fu? - no - thank god
3. are u any better than a bathroom singer? - i highly doubt it
he confirms at this point that i have never sung anywhere except in the bathroom

that's it..now final verdict.

-some pointless stuff about my height and clumsiness-

now he takes a break to collect his thoughts for the "main thing"

"u should try wearing pants backwards" - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????

ok now he says he doesn't know me well enough. other than the quirky nature i exhibit occasionally.

no marks for character analysis ajay. very disappointing :x

ok there's more...

"k lemme make a prediction abt ur character... if some guy proposes to u...... u wud probably give a long hard stare n then walk away

ryt??" - not if it's the right guy, i say.
he is shocked!!
can't believe it.
thinks im anti-relationship!!
what to say? what to say? :O :/ :S :(

this is going nowhere so i'm going to abandon it now.